After yoga, meditation and breakfast:

1. Empty out the linen closet and only put back what I actually use or love.

2. Start at least 2 loads of laundry at 7, and put them away.

3. Lick and a promise on the kitchen floor and surfaces.

4. Brown the meat for Sunday’s chili, and put in a bowl in the fridge to marinate w/the chili spices and diced tomato.

5. Leave the house by 11:00 am, drop stuff off at dry cleaner for hemming and pressing, and then spend the rest of the day with The Cop having hot monkey sex.

6. Come home by 11:00 pm and get to sleepin’.